SILLY KIDLETS, THESE GRUESOME GALAS ARE FOR GROWN-UPS

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SILLY KIDLETS, THESE GRUESOME GALAS ARE FOR GROWN-UPS

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We Gen-Xers—give or take a few years—don’t appear willing to give up our gods-given right to revisit our childhoods, and Halloween is the perfect time to embrace our “inner trick-or-treaters.” Morticia Stewart and her alter ego, Minneapolis-based ghostwriter/Halloweenophile, Sid Korpi, have created dementedly diverse delectables, ghastly “groan”-up games and dastardly decorative dishware over the course of a decade of throwing ever-more-popular Halloween parties for their “adult” (term used loosely, of course) friends. They even catered a Halloween wedding—complete with an eight-foot-long “Compost Creature Cake” devouring the little plastic cake-top bride and groom!—to hone this unique product line to perverse perfection.
Morticia Stewart’s Ultimate Halloween Monster Bash Kits
Sinfully simple or eerily extravagant—it’s your party, and it’s your choice. With these marvelously malleable party kits, you can throw together an easy, effortless potluck with some friends at the last minute or really get into the months-long planning of an elaborate affair. Morticia Stewart ’s kits help you expand your entertaining repertoire—year after year, party after party. Isn’t it time to start an annual tradition?

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Morticia Stewart’s Ultimate Halloween Monster Bash Kit
Horrors d’oeuvres Cookbook

Feel like a zombie ate your brain when it comes to planning your Halloween party menu? Let Morticia Stewart help you roll out a scintillatingly sinister spread, ensuring a show-stop..., no, make that heart-stopping Halloween Boo-fet. Stun your guests with these taste-tormenting recipes and matching, devilishly descriptive, reusable, illustrated laminated placards. Ravenous creatures of the night (a.k.a. your fiendish friends) will beat a path to your crypt every All Hallows Eve for years to come.

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Morticia Stewart’s Ultimate Halloween Monster Bash Kit
Frightful Festivities Planner

Face facts—snooze-worthy, stand-around-small-talking, Samhain soirees are strictly for stiffs. Morticia Stewart ’s Frightful Festivities Planner lets you choose among myriad ghoulish grown-up games, mightily morbid movie trivia quizzes and anguish-inducing adult-centric activities—all guaranteed to tease, titillate and torment your sure-to-be-grateful guests. Every entertaining entry has been laboriously laboratory tested on actual unsuspecting adults. And over the past ten years, we’ve lost only a few tortured souls. Of course, they all died laughing.
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Morticia Stewart’s Ultimate Halloween Monster Bash KitWitchCrafts Kit

Anyone can plop down a package of flimsy paper plates. [Sound effects: Yawn.] Why not showcase your witch-craftiness—and class up your crypt—with dreadfully delightful decorated dishes? No artistic ability necessary. This kit gives you everything you need to handpaint one-of-a-kind Halloween Boo-fet plates and glasses for an unforgettable, upscale party presentation. Morticia Stewart ’s gluttonous guests have been known to go back for seconds, thirds and fourths just to check out the various designs! True story.  
Bonus benefit: It’s a “Convenient Truth” that these permanently reusable plates will render your parties eerily environmentally sustainable, save essential spooky trees and deprive landfills of putrid paper waste.

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©2006 text, Morticia Stewart character, placards and WitchCraft plate designs by Sid Korpi.
Cover designs, recipe placard renderings and miscellaneous illustrations by Pete Sandvik pete@upbideas.com.
Featuring photography by Karen Kaczor.
Web Design Anthony J Julian II, Consulting www.ajjii.com, www.tekbrands.com

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